I had every intention to take the UTA 811 bus to Sandy, where I would catch Trax and continue on my way up to the hospital. It's something that I hope will become a fairly regular practice in my life. but when I found out that a friend would be going up to Salt Lake that same day, I figured that I could save myself a bus token and just ride up with her... This turned out to be a mistake on my part. She has friends that deal in less then honorable activities, for example, the dealing of drugs.
Well it turned out that she was to have someone follow her up to Salt Lake to purchase drugs, because the dealer, in self preservation won't sell to people that they don't know. I think this is fairly reasonable, I can't say that if I was in the same place that I wouldn't follow the same methods of self preservation. Well we get up to Salt Lake, and the dealer had gone off to do something else, and was no longer where we were to meet them. So we hung out with some shady people for a little while, all the while making me uncomfortable, and to smell of cigarette smoke. I was not a happy camper at this point. All I wanted to do was go to the hospital.
So we found another dealer, and were to meet them at the Fashion Place Mall in... some city I forget. Well we got lost trying to find this mall, we took the wrong freeway, and it was just a mess. So finally when we found it, we then had to find the dealer, get the drugs, and then we were free of them. At this point I was very frustrated, and rather short tempered.
Well my friend and I were both starving, so we went and go somet
hing to eat, and then got a caramel apple that we ate while we wandered the mall. Upon the end of the apple, my friend felt that she still needed more sweets. So we went to See's Candies, a shop that is more American the apple pie and baseball. She had never been there. Well half a pound of chocolate later she was sick, I was feeling better, and also rather horny (chocolate is an aphrodisiac if I'm not mistaken). Well all I wanted to do was go home and get nailed by my man.
So we found another dealer, and were to meet them at the Fashion Place Mall in... some city I forget. Well we got lost trying to find this mall, we took the wrong freeway, and it was just a mess. So finally when we found it, we then had to find the dealer, get the drugs, and then we were free of them. At this point I was very frustrated, and rather short tempered.
Well my friend and I were both starving, so we went and go somet
So now I'm trying to speed up our getting home, but we still needed to find a Maverick gas station, and go to Walmart. The journey to find the Maverick was and adventure, Telnav really sucks sometimes. Then waiting to get gas, which being the gentleman I am, I stood out in the snow and cold pumping the gas. Then again to find the Walmart, less of and adventure, but still an adventure none the less. We finally got our purchase taken care of (and I got some delightful roses), and again with the Telnav to try and find our way home. All the while I'm still horny as hell, as was my friend. Thus leading us to talk about dirty things that we wanted to do to our respective partners.
Well finally getting home, after the adventure of trying to figure out where we were, and the shenanigans of the of the Telnav, neither of us got some, and as far as I know still haven't. All in all an unsuccessful day, but it makes for a good story, and a delightful adventure with a good friend.
now i know that when we go to see's from now on i will make sure your man is nearby! :)! i tried the volunteer thing at that very hospital in SLC too! my car ended up breaking down in the parking lot and it took another 3 hours before i got home! i had to walk to a auto parts place get a new alternator take it back to the car and change it out! good times! i so do not miss my 66 mustang! i love my new car that starts every time i turn the key! i so understand that need to volunteer! but it sounds like either that is not what you really need to do or you need to find a place closer to home! but all in all it is a good story!
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